Welcome to the Future
"Life is the art of being well deceived; and in order that the deception may succeed it must be habitual and uninterrupted" - Will Hazlitt
An Important Message of Faith from the Medical Community
If you answered yes to any of these symptoms you may be suffering from Gnostic Obsessive Disorder (GOD), a recognized medical condition (FDA approval pending). But help is on the way. Datapharm, in consultation with the New World Church, has been working tirelessly to develop a powerful dietary supplement to prepare you for the Rapture. Groundbreaking research conducted by our Mind Development Agency combined with miracle advances in the fields of neurochemistry and Faith Based Healing have enabled Datapharm to develop a safe and effective way to prepare for His return. And today we are pleased to announce that Raptura~ has successfully completed Phase III testing and has been approved for distribution to the general public.
Raptura~ contains Formula 666* a proven serotonin inhibitor and libido repressant that works with your body to help keep you from doing something you might regret in your next life. Don't Leave it to Chance. Consult your pastor or ask your doctor if Raptura~ is Right for You. Or you can call us now at 1-888-RAPTURA. Have your credit cards ready. Our operators are standing by. But Hurry, this Really is a Limited Time Offer! Because No One Knows the Hour or the Day ~
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